I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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