I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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