ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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