I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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