Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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