Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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