That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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