My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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