i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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