This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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