$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
