If that was your dad, he is hot
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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