I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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