She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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