we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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