..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
