if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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