Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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