is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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