It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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