You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
