We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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