I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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