it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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