okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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