She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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