I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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