her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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