when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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