is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
