oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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