I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i will never coherently bang her
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just invented taco cereal.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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