is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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