carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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