you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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