we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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