Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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