what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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