i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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