Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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