Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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