so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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