11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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