So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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