States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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