I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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