then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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