then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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