i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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