at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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