if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
