My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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