If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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